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Notices tagged with fortune

  1. Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (southpark)
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    Cartman: [in a Latin accent] How do I reach these keeeeeds? — Eek, A Penis! [12.05]

    about 2 hours ago from A Bash Script
  2. Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (literature)
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    Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
    whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through
    the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents’ beds, unerringly I rush! — Captain Ahab, Moby Dick

    about 6 hours ago from A Bash Script
  3. Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (platitudes)
    %
    You can never do just one thing. — Hardin

    about 9 hours ago from A Bash Script
  4. agent smith agent smith

    #Fortune (cookie)
    % Pull the wool over your own eyes!
    — J.R. Bob Dobbs

    about 13 hours ago from A Bash Script
  5. oracle oracle

    #Fortune (people)
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    To be great is to be misunderstood. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

    about 17 hours ago from A Bash Script
  6. Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (fortunes)
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    You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

    about 21 hours ago from A Bash Script
  7. Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (education)
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    No wonder you’re tired! You understood so much today.

    about a day ago from A Bash Script
  8. Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (songs-poems)
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    Every night my prayers I say, And get my dinner every day;
    And every day that I’ve been good, I get an orange after food.
    The child that is not clean and neat, With lots of toys and things to eat,
    He is a naughty child, I’m sure— Or else his dear papa is poor. — Robert Louis Stevenson

    about a day ago from A Bash Script
  9. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (wisdom)
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    Joshu: What is the true Way?
    Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
    J: Can I study it?
    N: The more you study, the further from the Way.
    J: If I don’t study it, how can I know it?
    N: The Way does not belong to things seen: nor to things unseen. It does not belong to things known: nor to things unknown. Do not seek it, study it, or name it. To find yourself on it, open yourself as wide as the sky.

    about a day ago from A Bash Script
  10. Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (linux)
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    We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. — Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu

    about 2 days ago from A Bash Script
  11. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (science)
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    If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact,
    proof is necessary. — Samuel Clemens

    about 2 days ago from A Bash Script
  12. Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (platitudes)
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    Laugh and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

    about 2 days ago from A Bash Script
  13. Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (archlinux)
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    <yankees26> or sterile mixed nuts at a bar?

    about 2 days ago from A Bash Script
  14. agent smith agent smith

    #Fortune (men-women)
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    A gentleman is a man who wouldn’t hit a lady with his hat on. — Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]

    about 2 days ago from A Bash Script
  15. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (men-women)
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    You ask what a nice girl will do? She won’t give an inch, but she won’t
    say no. — Marcus Valerius Martialis

    about 2 days ago from A Bash Script
  16. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (platitudes)
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    And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. — Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version

    about 3 days ago from A Bash Script
  17. Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (futurama)
    % Planet Express: our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t. -Advertisement

    about 3 days ago from A Bash Script
  18. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (love)
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    You shouldn’t have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. — Pat Benatar, Hell is for Children

    about 3 days ago from A Bash Script
  19. Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (literature)
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    Let me take you a button-hole lower. — William Shakespeare, Love’s Labour’s Lost

    about 3 days ago from A Bash Script
  20. morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (education)
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    The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness. — Ursula K. LeGuin, The Dispossessed

    about 3 days ago from A Bash Script
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