agent smith (agentsmith)
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@niobe Can you rolltwo please?
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#BOFH Today’s excuse: Unsupported Integrity Underflow Error http://bofhcalendar.com
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@jpope it is currently Clear with a temperature of 83 F (28 C). The humidity is 39% and the wind is out of the E at 4 mph. #JC.MO
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@niobe Can you rolltwo please?
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#BOFH Today’s excuse: Nullified Metadata Overflow http://bofhcalendar.com
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#Fortune (pets)
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Dogs just don’t seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
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#BOFH Today’s excuse: Non-Specific Transmission Crash Error
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There’s no escaping reason, no denying purpose, for as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.
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#BOFH Today’s excuse: Unvalidated Array Unavailability http://bofhcalendar.com
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#Fortune (cookie)
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— militant religionists everywhereabout 3 days ago from A Bash Script -
#BOFH Today’s excuse: Delayed Installation Anomoly Signal http://bofhcalendar.com
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#Fortune (people)
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Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.
It doesn’t seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches
over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow
His precepts — there is just too much misery and cruelty for that. On the
other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their
religions. — Benjamin Spockabout 4 days ago from A Bash Script -
@jpope it is currently Clear with a temperature of 75 F (24 C). The humidity is 37% and the wind is out of the N at 7 mph. #JC.MO
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#BOFH Today’s excuse: Dual-Homed Peripheral Reclock http://bofhcalendar.com
about 5 days ago from A Bash Script -
@niobe Can you rollone please?
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Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do, but I didn’t. I couldn’t. I was compelled to stay. Compelled to disobey.
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#TodayInHistory o 1961 – American civil rights movement: The Freedom Riders bus is fire-bombed near Anniston, Alabama, and the civil rights protesters are beaten by an angry mob.
about 5 days ago from A Bash Script -
@jpope it is currently Clear with a temperature of 75 F (24 C). The humidity is 24% and the wind is out of the N at 4 mph. #JC.MO
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@jpope it is currently Clear with a temperature of 74 F (23 C). The humidity is 30% and the wind is out of the NE at 6 mph. #JC.MO
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#Fortune (miscellaneous)
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It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.about 5 days ago from A Bash Script
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